- After the death of Martin VI, his daughter Queen May I was crowned queen of Earl in the year of 1413, when she was only 11 years old.
- During the first year of her reign, a plague was hitting Earl, causing a huge fuss
- Once the plague was settled another year passed and her cousin, Edwin, was infuriated with his not becoming king and then created the Knights of Dick who swore to make sure that the throne was kept Woman-Free
- On the side, Queen May was having secret sexual relations with her Court Jester, who went by the name of Jingles whilst performing.
- For two more years there was a Civil War between May and her Cousin, let it be known that she was also pregnant with the child of Jingles. There was also a political unrest between the Xers empire of the southern lands.
- Edwin is killed and May catches the plague that plagued Earl in 1413.
- May gives birth to a dead child and dies of the plague, blind, balding, bleeding, and covered in greenish spots. (1417)
- In a shocking twist, it is revealed that the true heir was Jingles who was the son of a princess of the southern deserts and May’s father.
- Jingles (or Martin VII) erects a statue to his lover/half-sister in a garden dedicated to her.
i was gonna camwhore
but it’s too dark in here
so now i look like a malnourished uboa
Clash of the Gods
(Erol Otus, from AD&D Deities & Demigods, TSR, 1980.)
(Source: happyhappyist)
The parents who took this picture are the most open minded people alive. I think this is the best photograph I’ve seen on Tumblr in my entire time of being here. I see no problem with it at all. I love this picture. I should make it my icon. So fuck you if you hate instead of love.
ive reblogged this photo so many times, i love it
this is beautiful.
everytime i see this i’ll reblog it without fail.
This is so beautiful. I really want to meet their parents. I’m reblogging this the second time in a day, this is the best thing I’ve seen on here. :’)
This is the best picture, ever. :D
this is so beautiful<3
oh my god, this is perf xx
They have a better relationship than me.
this photo means so much more than a gf & bf kissing
the boys get more than I do:( but seriously this is so great
this is adorable.
awhh<3
They.
Are 7.
They do not.
Have.
A relationship.
They are too young.
To know.
What the fuck.
They’re doing.
You idiots.
I feel like they were coerced into doing this
Just for a picture
They’re actually brothers
Stop Kony
I said I’ll stop but every bit of commentary on this is hilarious.
(Source: wet-lil-bones)
self-insert fangirls at their worst
Queen May I
Charles II Appreciation Post
Awesome things Charles did:
- Allowed females to act (before him, all female roles were played by males)
- Actively helped in the great fire of London
- Reinstated theatre, art, music, singing, etc. after Cromwell had banned it all.
- Founded the Royal Observatory and actively supported Scientific advances
- Founded an old aged home for retired soldiers
On the 29th of May, it is Charles’ birthday and also Oak Apple Day celebrating the restoration of the English Monarchy although Oak Apple Day is no longer actively celebrated.
Oh, now look what you’ve done. You’ve started living a Charles II appreciation life.
I’m afraid there’s no cure.
As we all know this is Scrump, she only has a few more days to live due to the bug that laided eggs in her head, but for every like/reblog this picture gets we will donate a dollar towards getting Scrump the much needed surgery she needs to remove the bug eggs from her head.
1000 likes/reblogs will be enough to save this cute little doll, have a heart and like or reblog :)
On the topic of new fans of The Avengers
IT’S STILL BETTER THAN THE GOD DAMN ONCELER FANDOM!
